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C00kiieMonster · 08-28-2011 06:40 AM

Welcome to ma tut of fap like a ninja Ninja

First Step, put a "Do Not Disturb" sign outside of your room, close the door, lock the doors(if you have a lock).

Second Step(if you have a lock, ignore this), Get something heavy like phone books, chairs and etc to block the door, so that your parents can't get in.

Third Step, Check your surroundings, if you got windows in your rooms, pull the blinds together so no one can see what's happening inside.

Forth Step, If you have a TV in your room, turn it on and tune the volume to about 22+. If you don't play a music or a movie on your computer and tune to volume to the max.

Fifth Step, Get ace hide or boss key(google it), and open your porn in the new desktop, when someone knocks, quickly press the key to change back to your original desktop.

Sixth Step, Mute the video player's volume and go on with your business.

PRO TIP!!: When your parents knock on the door, tell them you're doing your homework, doing something important or sleeping and tell them to go away.

Thank You For Reading! Ninja